"Evie's Prayer": O' God, O' Father! Forgive me for I have passed great grievance against You. I have fallen prey to the sins of my namesake, and have sought knowledge that is not for mine own eyes, but only for those of the Divine. A fruit so sweet as this will always rot. I pray to see You, to be with You always. Use mine mouth as Thy wilt, make sweet music with mine tongue. Cover mine naked soul with the wings of Thine Angel Gabriel, and if it pleases You, allow him to sing through me. I Love You Endlessly. Amen.
Welcome to Eden. Upon selecting this webpage you are consenting to baptize yourself in the chaotic and transformative Holy Fire that is the mind of one "Evie Mars." The Extraterrestrial Evie is ever so grateful for your energetic presence and she hopes you find a delicious morsel of creative regurgitation to chew on. And no, you're not hallucinating.
Evie's Commandments:
1. Thou shalt understand the nature of all displayed religious themes to be satirical. Evie is not God.
II. Thou shalt be inspired by any image or literature thou sees fit, for there is much to enjoy.
III. Thou shalt keep all judgements and criticism to thine own self, for thou art not God either. (And frankly, no one asked.)
